We’ll be back with more OC life lessons…until then, the only thing we like more than the OC is kittehs who like the OC.

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NO, RYAN. DON’T GO BACK TO CHINO. THE COHENS ACCEPT YOU, AND THEY CAN GIVE YOU A BETTER LIFE. SETH NEEDS A REAL FRIEND. HE’S SO ISOLATED AND SOCIALLY AWKWARD. YOU’RE JUST THE TYPE OF COMBINATION CONFIDANTE/ROLE MODEL HE NEEDS.

Some days, when I’m in an OC spiral, I like to imagine what would have happened with Rosa’s character had they kept her. Would she be subject to the same stereotypes as the other Latino characters? Or would she be like Rosie on “Will & Grace”?

Dude is tough. I mean, he’s from Chino. But carnival rides? That’s too much for this kid.

Has there been another perfectly quaint television marriage since The Cohens?

The Eyebrows and The Liver are a match made in heaven… and anytime they have a serious problem, it seems a good ol’ jazz/soul number brings them together. 

Enter Mr. Solomon Burke. and “Don’t Give Up On Me”.

Can he keep his investment portfolio in the black? No.

Can he stand up to his wife? No. (although, she IS Julie Cooper)

Can he dispatch cheating ex-boyfriends from the front door whilst wearing a robe and eating bargain label corn flakes? Aw hells yeah.

You’re the best, Jimmy Cooper.

Not saying Julie Cooper was right, but Marissa definitely has some issues. Like, the real ones that involve too many pain killers with tequila in Mexico.

This really isn’t the best way to start a solid teenage romance.

Does she also suffer from blindness when it comes to peasant tops?

Sorry Summer, but you’re looking a little too “white tourist in an ethnic land” for me in this episode. Can we get back to you vacillating between Beach House Skank and Chilled Out Cheerleader?

What she said.

Is there anything more uncomfortable than your dad calling the hottie you’re crushin’ on, “hot stuff”?

Not when your dad is Sandy “Eyebrows” Cohen.